-- George Bernard Shaw
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde
For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
--Alf Whit
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
--Woody Allen
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
--Erich Segal
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
--Henny Youngman
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason
I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland
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